Hey I just wanted to let you guys know I am now running for president. I will promise you all kinds of crap I can't really give you but I know you will believe it anyway.

I promise you will have jobs you won't by any-means get kicked out of your house you will have a pocket full of money. Your employer will HAVE to provide you with insurance. We will have alternate energy source in 2 years.

I will wave my magic wand and the war in Iraq will be over and everybody will come home and all will be right with the world. Life is going to be good good good when I am in office. Vote for me and you will see just how honest I am!

You don't sound any different than Obama.

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"If you want the government to give you puppies and rainbows, don't pout when you're picking up dog shit in the rain"
--Skull Pilot


...being permitted to vote for politicians who enact unjust, oppressive new laws magically converts the stripes on prison shirts into emblems of freedom.
--James Bovard

It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error.
-- U.S. Supreme Court, in American Communications Association v. Douds, 339 U.S. 382,442

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson

I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
-- Thomas Carlyle

wow...genius...I think that was the point

bet this moves to the pure crap or flame zone sooner rather than later

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We are the one's we've been waiting for!

YES WE CAN!

“When’s the last time we elected a president based on one year of service in the senate before he started running?”
–Bill Clinton

gee i guess you don't get sarcasm. I'll make sure to put footnotes next time.*



*that was sarcasm.

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"If you want the government to give you puppies and rainbows, don't pout when you're picking up dog shit in the rain"
--Skull Pilot


...being permitted to vote for politicians who enact unjust, oppressive new laws magically converts the stripes on prison shirts into emblems of freedom.
--James Bovard

It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error.
-- U.S. Supreme Court, in American Communications Association v. Douds, 339 U.S. 382,442

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson

I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
-- Thomas Carlyle

Well I should definitely win I have not spent one day in the senate! Oh and I have no military experience or foreign policy experience I am a shoe in.