Feeding from the public trough can be quite a hard job. All those forms to fill out.
Ah... the joy of being a Sanders supporter...
Need help packing?
Oh, I hate that!
Thank you for my government cheese, Tovarich...
That was 12-years ago. Actors move on. Is there something inherently white in the name Jake? Short for Jacob?
Don't black people buy insurance?
After the glorious workers' revolution ... there will still be plenty of vodka and caviar around for the Kommisars.
There is only one way to end all emissions...
You're welcome to go that route. I prefer to stay here and emit for a few more years.
Thanks for the extra special glimpse into your mind ...
What?! No leg tingles?!
Not a bit. I never understood the concept of grieving for celebrities.
I don't know Mr Bryant. I hear he was an exemplary athlete and...
Why is the Rabbi talking to President Trump?
We've already got a candidate.... perhaps you've heard of him?
Another tactic just occurred to me ... but I haven't don any math on this.
Nominating Bernie will keep voter turnout low ... there are only so...
Running for President a dozen times and never getting close is bound to mess you up.
Here's the funny part ... Bernie will win caucus after caucus ... and Bloomberg will get the nomination.
Democracy in action.
Your candidate tried that ... she lost the election.
Talking down to people is what you do when you don't have an argument.
Is insulting people the only way you know to express yourself? How's that working out for you?
So, it's not in there? Good, I can't afford to pay for 350 million people's health care.
Where in The Constitution does it say I'm obligated to pay for someone else's health care?
Where is that written?
You get that it's only 'free' for a few ... most people will pay more than they would normally in taxes to cover for others paying nothing.
A war in the Middle East is a lot more fun to watch on TV than a stupid train.
And the world will keep spinning without them...
To quote the 4th Amendment ...
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches...
On what issue, specifically, are you confused?
The problem with claiming who invented what, is that our culture teaches us that inventions come to be as a stroke of genius by one person, or...
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