"Don't be Afraid of the Dark"
I peeked at it from behind the couch while the babysitter laughed at me.
They're not the only ones; only the first ones; only the first generation of the resurrection. The 144,000 were the first fruits of the twelve...
Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are terrestrial. There be gold on them thar planets.
The kingdom of God is in the midst of you. Many believers insist that when Christ told this audience of Pharisees that the kingdom was in their...
Looks like he's trying to do something with his lips here. Is he trying to smile because the snowflakes have shared their wealth with him, or is...
Do you mean the man of perdition? The lawless one?
I wouldn't believe that anyone in the last 2,000 years has seen Jesus.
He never promised a corporeal return but only a return on the clouds of...
Sheol is death, not hell. It means "grave" or "dirt pit." Like the Greek hades, both metaphorical terms related to judgments on nations that had...
But of course, this one isn't white, so maybe they'd let him slide.
They think CEOs ought to die, too.
Not enough cell space for all the country's liberals.
"After running over chairs and tables, witnesses told police that Timm got out of the van, took a video recording, made obscene gestures and...
Turns out, Snowflake is a lambchop.
Self-explanatory and lame.
Thank God we don't understand leftwing gibberish.
According to historic precedent, the First Lady is the White House hostess.
If the below-average mayor becomes president, the First Lady will be...
It's hilarious. Trump is a first-time politician, and is slapping these swamp-dwellers around like ragdolls.
President Trump's overseas business dealings do not violate the emoluments clauses.
U.S. appeals court throws out Democrats’ lawsuit challenging...
A kind professor, no doubt, who let her pull herself up by her own bra straps.
If the below-average mayor becomes president, we lose the White House and get a Mauve House.
Hy-Vee is the best I've seen. They have everything, including great delis.
I pulled myself up by my bootstraps once. That's how I got into yoga.
AOC said "physically." But then, of course, she could not have referenced the metaphor.
Like libtards, she's completely disconnected.
Mittens are for children.
You've got your finger on your faith in your way. That's great, but I gotta ask: did Pio describe Jesus and Mary's appearance after they appeared...
Nancy Pelosi mocks God every time she claims she prays.
I still don't know if leftards are deceitful that way or if they really are that stupid.
Hmm. According to this left-wing chart you provided, in the first year of Obama's administration, deficit spending tripled. Even a fourth-grader...
Trump cracks me up. The guy's a riot.
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