Oh! You're gonna smoke a turd in Hell for that!
This shirt is grey...No! It's green!.
It makes no difference, it's still a shirt. It is so close to either that it matches with the...
I hate mayonnaise on a burger and fries...
Take that Canada.
Yadda, yadda, yadda...
Thanks for taking the bait.
And yet... There it is.
For reasons I don't fully understand, women's sports isn't the commercial draw that is men's sports.
Even at the collegiate level.
Big sister is sitting next to me .
And I like it.
Bubonic plague is so rare that it hasn't had a chance to become antibiotic resistant.
We're not lost. We're taking the scenic route.
Inverse square law of propagation prohibits this.
The galaxies are just too damn far away.
Keep it where?
After a few years, you learn they're more fun to bait.
But illegals aren't Joos!
Not many of them anyway.
Why should he... fewer votes for Democrats.
Of course you're sure.
Then we still need gun rights. QED.
Well, there are still Indians out there... what's your point?
You should see him bust a gut when I jiggle my car keys...
Don't remind me.
The little Nazi boy from 'Sound Of Music?
Full body condoms
4, 6, 7, 8, 13, 15, I still do.
18. I always carry some cash on my for backup. Appreciable amounts, only when I travel overseas.
Then why did you post a picture of your maid as your avatar?
You can say what you want about G-d, my culture, or my family...
... but if you bad-mouth meat again, you're going straight to hell.
I believe there is one already...
I'm sure they have never heard of George Soros. The pawns don't fraternize with the king.
Separate names with a comma.