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05-25-2006, 09:31 AM
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Seriously - I found this pic online in a photog. forum.
Proves we ALL have mind-reading capabilities.
The Old Gentlemen in the red cap: "Wow. Now that I'm FINALY old enough to appreciate such a fine piece of tail, my wang doesn't work anymore."
The Old Lady in the red jacket: "That SLUT!" 
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05-25-2006, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by dmp Seriously - I found this pic online in a photog. forum.
Proves we ALL have mind-reading capabilities.
The Old Gentlemen in the red cap: "Wow. Now that I'm FINALY old enough to appreciate such a fine piece of tail, my wang doesn't work anymore."
The Old Lady in the red jacket: "That SLUT!" |
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05-25-2006, 10:12 AM
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05-25-2006, 10:21 AM
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Old Man, Red Hat - "Yeah...she wants me."
His Wife - "I know she wants my man. Don't even think about it, Slut. That massive man-meat is mine."
Little Girl - "I want to look like her when I grow up. But what are those two big things on her chest? No matter. I want some of those too!"
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05-25-2006, 10:26 AM
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05-25-2006, 10:38 AM
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Rep Power: 28 | | I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly. 
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05-25-2006, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The ClayTaurus Could the pants on that frumpy woman get any higher? |
Yes. You haven't met my mother in law. :laugh:
That's why she's so bitchy.
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05-25-2006, 12:16 PM
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Rep Power: 78 | | | Old man in red hat: "What did she say? I shoulda changed the batteries in my hearing aid...and dang it!!! I forgot my glasses too!"
Old lady in red jacket: "Oh good lord, now he's going to want sex when we get home! I hope he forgot his glasses again!"
Old guy in white hat (behind old guy in red hat): "YEEEHAWWW!! Nice rack!"
Little girl next to old lady: "I wonder if she knows she has a booger hanging out of her nose?"
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05-25-2006, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dmp I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly. | :eek2: Hang on there pard... I'm fifty, and I party with, (and more, if you know what I mean...), girls half my age all the time. In fact... well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Maybe it's my Harley... :teeth:
P.S. Love the tach/speedo avatar... 
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05-25-2006, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pale Rider (and more, if you know what I mean...) | Checkers?
Shoots and Ladders?
Tiddlywinks?
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05-25-2006, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pale Rider :eek2: Hang on there pard... I'm fifty, and I party with, (and more, if you know what I mean...), girls half my age all the time. In fact... well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Maybe it's my Harley... :teeth:
P.S. Love the tach/speedo avatar... | Dang it, Pale...you have got to quit giving away the "old guy" secrets or you're outta the club!
*sheesh*
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05-25-2006, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by The ClayTaurus Checkers?
Shoots and Ladders?
Tiddlywinks? | Usually you're funnier than this, but thanks for the effort.
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05-25-2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CSM Dang it, Pale...you have got to quit giving away the "old guy" secrets or you're outta the club!
*sheesh* | Ya know CSM, the years have been ticking away, but I feel great. There's really not anything I can't do now that I could do when I was 25, including, aaahhh, yeah, that thing...
Hey don't kick me otta the club brother... it took fifty years to get here... :laugh:
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Originally Posted by Pale Rider Usually you're funnier than this, but thanks for the effort. | Chess?
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05-25-2006, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by dmp I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly. | :rotflmao: 50???? Many people (women) still look fantastic and have nice hooters when they're 50, and the bonus is they have a brain. Looks and brains
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