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Old 06-24-2008, 03:46 PM
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Ode to a keet

Outside, this morning, before the clouds came through
I found you on a sidewalk; a parakeet of blue.
I put you in a box to keep you dry and warm,
and searched for your owner in a torrential storm,
and called lost and found at the Humane Society
Yes, they would take you - for a twenty dollar fee.
At lunch I went shopping for a cage for a bird.
resigned to keep you since I had heard no word.
I'd name you McNugget and invite you into
The Shogun's little ark; my condo sized zoo.
But two hours later as you shook and writhed
I watched, in futility, as you shuddered and died.
I know my answer if your real owner cares
What happened to Nuggy and how did he fare
Outside, this evening, i'll bury your body
and dub thee a saint of pet owners' folly.



R,I.P.
McNugget
?-2008
...and so it goes.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:50 PM
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Sad.

Can you return the cage?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:55 PM
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thankfully, i didn't end up buying a cage.
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