The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.

He's so ugly that even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table . . .

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-Ronald Reagan

".. If you don't know if you're stupid or not - well - then.... you probably are...."
-Rusty Humphries

Some thought that was a rumor due to how ugly the thing is.

Reminds me of one of those Gremlins.

Here's a story on it from Urban Legends.

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