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06-30-2008, 10:18 PM
|  | White Lightning | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northern Virginia
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I was in the drugstore today and heard "Drive," by the Cars. It is without doubt one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard. It's not even sung by the main guy. It's like some guy in the band really wanted to sing once, so they let him.
Other crappiest songs of all time:
* "We Didn't Start the Fire", by Billy Joel. This song is just plain gay.
* "My Humps", by the Black-Eyed Peas.
* "Happy to Be Stuck With You", by Huey Lewis and the News.
Others?
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07-09-2008, 08:02 PM
| | White Lightning | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northern Virginia
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07-09-2008, 08:04 PM
|  | Captain Common Sense | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Old North State
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How bout Honkytonk Badonkadonk?
WTF!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna slap that big dumb bastard everytime I hear it
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-George Carlin
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
-Gandhi
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07-09-2008, 08:27 PM
|  | The Anti Mod | | Join Date: Mar 2008
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by Johnny Rebel
Oh, I'm a good ol rebel,
Now thats just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do not give a damn.
I'm glad I fought again'er,
I only wished we won.
I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.
I hates the yankee nation and eveything they do.
I hates the declaration of independence, too.
I hates the glorious union, tis' dripping with our blood.
I hates the striped banner, and fit it all I could
I rode with Robert E. Lee,
For three years, thereabout.
Got wounded in four places,
And I starved at point lookout.
I cotch' the Roomatism a
Campin' in the snow.
But I killed a chance of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more.
Three hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in southern dust.
We got three hundred thousand
Before they conquered us
They died of Southern Fever
And southern steel and shot
I wish there were three million
Instead of what we got.
I can't pick up my musket
And fight 'um down no more
But I ain't gonna love 'um
Now that is certain sure
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am
I won't be reconstruted
And I do not give a damn
Oh, I'm a good old rebel,
Now thats just what I am,
And for this yankee nation,
I do no give a damn.
I'm glad I fought again'er,
I only wished we won.
I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done.
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07-09-2008, 08:41 PM
| | crack baby | | Join Date: Feb 2008
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Feliz Navidad immediately springs to mind.
Tom Sawyer - Rush
Anything at all by Bob Seger or Nickelback
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07-09-2008, 08:50 PM
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"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw |
07-09-2008, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dilloduck  Ebony and Ivory | 
That Willie Nelson/Julio Iglasias duet.
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07-09-2008, 08:58 PM
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"Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened."
-Winston Churchill
"But though there is no difference in this respect between the best demagogue and the worst, both of them having to present their cases equally in terms of melodrama, there is all the difference in the world between the statesman who is humbugging the people into allowing him to do the will of God, in whatever disguise it may come to him, and one who is humbugging them into furthering his personal ambition and the commercial interests of the plutocrats who own the newspapers and support him on reciprocal terms."
-George Bernard Shaw |
07-09-2008, 08:59 PM
| | Captain Common Sense | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Old North State
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Rep Power: 2 | | | "My girl likes to party all the time" by Eddie Murphy
"Love Shack" by the B52's
"Indian Outlaw" by Tim Mcgraw
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-George Carlin
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
-Gandhi
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07-09-2008, 09:11 PM
| | 1-20-09 | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Other Side of Paradise
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Rep Power: 349 | | | Seasons in the Sun -- Terry Jacks -- worst song ever.
Alone Again Naturally -- double yuckie....
Break My Stride -- Matthew Wilder -- feh!
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When the Founding Fathers protected our right to free speech, I think that meant we were supposed to use it.
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07-09-2008, 09:37 PM
|  | Army Vet | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MD, on the Potomac River
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Led Zep - Stairway to Heaven
U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time
Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Warrant - Cherry Pie
WHAM - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
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07-09-2008, 09:45 PM
| | 1-20-09 | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Other Side of Paradise
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Rep Power: 349 | | | Awwww...come on! Tainted Love is my fave one-hit wonder of all time. lol...
__________________ "Trust none of what you hear And less of what you see" Springsteen
When the Founding Fathers protected our right to free speech, I think that meant we were supposed to use it.
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07-09-2008, 09:51 PM
| | Army Vet | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MD, on the Potomac River
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Rep Power: 12 | | | That is one of the things that if I find out about a woman I date (liking any of those songs) it is time for a break-up
I once had a date when I was young that put Tainted Love as a choice in her juke box selections.... I shook my head, finished my beer, and promptly just walked away... picked up another woman.. and left
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07-09-2008, 09:59 PM
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07-09-2008, 10:05 PM
| | Captain Common Sense | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Old North State
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Rep Power: 2 | | | "Sister Christian" -Night Ranger
"Here I Go Again" -Whitesnake
"Down Under" -Men At Work
"Footloose" - Kenny Loggins (anything by Loggins for that matter)
"We are the World" -Various Artists
"If you Wanna be My Lover" -Spice Girls
"MMM Bop" -Hanson
"Straight Up" -Paula Abdul
"Informer" - Snow
"Unskinny Bop" -Poison (pretty much any song that has the word bop in it sucks)
"Every Rose Has it's Thorn" -Poison
"RIGHT NOW" -VAN HAGAR
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-George Carlin
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
-Gandhi
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
-Albert Einstein
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