Nobody's going to waste a moment on an alleged event from 36 years prior when the accuser can't remember any details.
Even if true, it isn't a federal issue. Furthermore, what facts are you going to gather 36 years later?
No, possible antics of teenagers dating back 36 years do not need to be addressed.
How do you investigate the possible antics of teenagers from 36 years ago?
Uhm, wait, what?
You're off to a bang on day 1.
If our country has a crisis? We have appointed bureaucrats actively trying to unseat a duly elected POTUS for God's sake.
It's well within his authority to declassify documents. Deal with it.
Wow, 39? I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION!!
Yep, any day now, any day now.
Who cares about the writings of a human jizz bucket.
His tax returns aren't classidied.
Who raped whom?
Separate names with a comma.