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View Poll Results: What do you think of my introduction?
Very impressed look forward to reading your posts. 0 0%
OK lets see if your as good as you say. 3 27.27%
Have no ideal? 0 0%
I think you are full of yourself. 2 18.18%
You have a severe mental and personality disorder!!! 6 54.55%
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:32 PM
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Sup I would like to introduce myself I am a know it all sort of like a Rush Limbaugh. Not to toot my own horn but I really should go to a broadcasting school and try to become a radio talk show host. You will find my writings or discussion very entertaining and no matter what board I may go on I always stand out among all others. The cream does rise to the top and if I decide to post here a lot I will quickly become one of the best known posters here.
Most people will dislike me though but just like in radio it is who reads or listens that counts.
I have a natural gift for expressing myself and you will find what I have to say very interesting and entertaining.
I will have more to say later please look for my posts and always look for the name bobmilin.
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:40 PM
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Welcome!

Do you abuse oxycontin and Viagra? What's your stance on visiting countries that cater to the sex trade with a suitcase full of both?
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:48 PM
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No and no. I have no problem with prostitution but kind of do not like women who use their sexuality as a way to take advantage of a horny guy.
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Old 07-14-2008, 07:50 PM
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No and no. I have no problem with prostitution but kind of do not like women who use their sexuality as a way to take advantage of a horny guy.
Wow! How did you get that from what I posted?

IMO, Rush is usually in a drug-crazed state of mind and he'd probably mate with anything that moves. I admit, I'm relieved you don't admit to emulating that aspect of his personality.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:07 PM
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Oh. Upon further review, methinks you are messing with my mind.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:57 PM
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Now remember, the New Yorker caricature was satire - but some people didn't get it bobmilin....subtlety seems to be a disappearing aspect of public discourse.

Of course I blame the internets for that.
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:16 PM
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I have no ideal what you are writing about???
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:18 PM
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As for Rush I feel bad for him about being addicted to oxy and losing his hearing because of it.
I myself am addicted to marijuana and it sucks when something like that rules your life especially when you cant get a steady supply because of the idiotic drug laws...
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:21 PM
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I have no ideal what you are writing about???
You're not the only one who ever said that
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:29 PM
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so whats it like living in Australia is it true the water runs the other way when you flush the toilet?
also how do you feel about being the descendants of criminals?
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:18 PM
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so whats it like living in Australia is it true the water runs the other way when you flush the toilet?
also how do you feel about being the descendants of criminals?
What's a flush toilet? Has it replaced digging a hole in the garden?

Oh the good news is that if someone wants to move here they no longer need a criminal record. The bad news is that if they have one they can't move here
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:00 PM
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I heard when you flush the toilet in Australia the water runs in the opposite direction but I guess you cant answer that for some reason.
As for being descendents of criminals that does not make you a criminal.
We have a problem here in the US with black criminals.
Young black males between 19 to 30 are about 2% of the population and are committing over 50% of the crime.
Worse yet if your a white guy like me and you bring this up they say you are a racist.
So both the politicians on the left and right are afraid to address the issue.
The liberal point of view blames the justice system being unfair as the reason which is complete bull crap.
Nobody has ever said how about young black males not committing crime?
I always felt that not committing crime is the best way to stay out of jail.
Ill tell you what how about we send you our black criminals in exchange for those hot looking Australian beach babes?
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:12 PM
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I would have voted that I think you suck donkey dildos. But that option was not available.
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Sup I would like to introduce myself I am a know it all sort of like a Rush Limbaugh. Not to toot my own horn but I really should go to a broadcasting school and try to become a radio talk show host. You will find my writings or discussion very entertaining and no matter what board I may go on I always stand out among all others. The cream does rise to the top and if I decide to post here a lot I will quickly become one of the best known posters here.
Most people will dislike me though but just like in radio it is who reads or listens that counts.
I have a natural gift for expressing myself and you will find what I have to say very interesting and entertaining.
I will have more to say later please look for my posts and always look for the name bobmilin.
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Wow, since Bob is here I guess the rest if us can just quit posting because the man has arrived and will lead us to the promised land (oh wait, that was uknowimnuts, my bad).
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:19 PM
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I heard when you flush the toilet in Australia the water runs in the opposite direction but I guess you cant answer that for some reason.
As for being descendents of criminals that does not make you a criminal.
We have a problem here in the US with black criminals.
Young black males between 19 to 30 are about 2% of the population and are committing over 50% of the crime.
Worse yet if your a white guy like me and you bring this up they say you are a racist.
So both the politicians on the left and right are afraid to address the issue.
The liberal point of view blames the justice system being unfair as the reason which is complete bull crap.
Nobody has ever said how about young black males not committing crime?
I always felt that not committing crime is the best way to stay out of jail.
Ill tell you what how about we send you our black criminals in exchange for those hot looking Australian beach babes?
This is the type of post that made you rise to the top? Must have been posting on Sesame Workshop - Home Page
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