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Old 05-05-2010, 06:33 PM
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What You Get For Crossing the Border

Broken down by country...

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER LLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:

~ A JOB,

~ A DRIVERS LICENSE,

~ SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

~ WELFARE,

~ FOOD STAMPS,

~ CREDIT CARDS,

~ SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

~ FREE EDUCATION,

~ FREE HEALTH CARE,

~ A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,

~ BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,

~ AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
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Old 05-05-2010, 06:36 PM
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?

Because in some of these countries, they'd kill you for being racist.
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Old 05-05-2010, 06:40 PM
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?

Because in some of these countries, they'd kill you for being racist.

Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
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Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
So let's recap:

You assume all Muslims are racists.

You assume Islam is nothing but bigotry.

You assume everyone in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan are racist. As well as Cuba, China, and North Korea.


I think that pretty much gets you most ignorant post of the day award.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:11 PM
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Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
So let's recap:

You assume all Muslims are racists.

You assume Islam is nothing but bigotry.

You assume everyone in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan are racist. As well as Cuba, China, and North Korea.


I think that pretty much gets you most ignorant post of the day award.
I'm not assuming anything.

I've read parts of the Koran and I've lived in other countries....and bigotry is much more prevalent then it is here.

But I was being a bit sarcastic. Try looking sarcasm up in a dictionary dumb-ass.

Also try looking up "Infidel" as well.
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Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
So let's recap:

You assume all Muslims are racists.

You assume Islam is nothing but bigotry.

You assume everyone in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan are racist. As well as Cuba, China, and North Korea.


I think that pretty much gets you most ignorant post of the day award.
I'm not assuming anything.

I've read parts of the Koran and I've lived in other countries....and bigotry is much more prevalent then it is here.

But I was being a bit sarcastic. Try looking sarcasm up in a dictionary dumb-ass.
Isn't it cute how the left tries to control all things moral?? and other stuff too?
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?
They certainly are great nations towards which every country should strive.

They are all world-renowned with regards to their human-rights policies.
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?

Because in some of these countries, they'd kill you for being racist.
i call bullshit...link
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?

Because in some of these countries, they'd kill you for being racist.
I take the OP not as a suggestion we model our immigration law on the countries mentioned, but as a little perspective on the real intention and relative good sense of the AZ law.
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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?
They certainly are great nations towards which every country should strive.

They are all world-renowned with regards to their human-rights policies.
Now I know you're being sarcastic.

Jesus....it's so obvious.

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So wait, you want to be like Saudi Arabia, Cuba, China, North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, etc?

Because in some of these countries, they'd kill you for being racist.
Enforcing immigration laws is racist? Please explain.
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Quote: Originally Posted by mudwhistle View Post
Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
So let's recap:

You assume all Muslims are racists.

You assume Islam is nothing but bigotry.

You assume everyone in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan are racist. As well as Cuba, China, and North Korea.


I think that pretty much gets you most ignorant post of the day award.
You assume all proponents of SB1070 are racist.

You assume all opposition to Obama's policies are racist.

You assume everything Obama says is the truth.

Yea I'd have to agree, you get the most ignorant post of the day award.
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Muslims are the biggest racists in God's creation.

Their religion is wallowing in bigotry.

If you got rid of all the racists in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan all you'd have is camels.

Cuba, China, and North Korea aren't far behind.
So let's recap:

You assume all Muslims are racists.

You assume Islam is nothing but bigotry.

You assume everyone in Saudi Arabia, Iran, and Afghanistan are racist. As well as Cuba, China, and North Korea.


I think that pretty much gets you most ignorant post of the day award.
I'm not sure I've ever seen a North Korean camel. Are they one humpers or two humpers?
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