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This is a discussion on Microchip Implants for Terrorists within the Humor forums, part of the Community category; The PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it ...


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Old 10-27-2009, 03:48 PM
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Microchip Implants for Terrorists

The PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.








It comes in various sizes:





* The exact size of the implant will be selected by
a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

* The implant may or may not be painless.

* Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

* Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

* Guaranteed to last a life time, or your money back

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.


The Marines
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be thankful that we can sleep peacefully at night whilst men and women we may never know stand ready to give their lives without question
for us and our loved ones knowing they may never see their loved ones again. These are my heroes.

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