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Piss off the Democrats...LOL!

I read this elsewhere, but thought it was funny.

The best way to piss of a democrat at this point would be for Bush to resign which would make Cheney the president. Cheney would appoint Condoleeza Rice as his VP. 2 weeks later, Cheney would resign, thus making Condoleeza Rice our first BLACK, FEMALE president!
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Old 12-07-2008, 08:31 PM
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That would be pretty funny.
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Quote: Originally Posted by tonyarn View Post
I read this elsewhere, but thought it was funny.

The best way to piss of a democrat at this point would be for Bush to resign which would make Cheney the president. Cheney would appoint Condoleeza Rice as his VP. 2 weeks later, Cheney would resign, thus making Condoleeza Rice our first BLACK, FEMALE president!
cheney is a walking dead man he never live long enough to run for office and he would have less chance than bush if he could run again..and I think by now most people realize condi is just some kind of shapeshiting lizard ..bride of Satan..posing as a black woman
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cheney is a walking dead man he never live long enough to run for office and he would have less chance than bush if he could run again..and I think by now most people realize condi is just some kind of shapeshiting lizard ..bride of Satan..posing as a black wojman
thats most likey----condi is a shapeshiter lizard
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I'd think the Republicans installing a black female as president would piss themselves off.
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Quote: Originally Posted by tonyarn View Post
I read this elsewhere, but thought it was funny.

The best way to piss of a democrat at this point would be for Bush to resign which would make Cheney the president. Cheney would appoint Condoleeza Rice as his VP. 2 weeks later, Cheney would resign, thus making Condoleeza Rice our first BLACK, FEMALE president!
Tony, dude, you have way too much time on your hands.
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I'd think the Republicans installing a black female as president would piss themselves off.
Really? Why is that?
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Really? Why is that?
Silly girl...

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Quote: Originally Posted by Amanda View Post
Really? Why is that?
Oh, geez.............Are you going to get bent out of shape over another joke???
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Oh, geez.............Are you going to get bent out of shape over another joke???
What was the joke? I don't get it.
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Quote: Originally Posted by tonyarn View Post
I read this elsewhere, but thought it was funny.

The best way to piss of a democrat at this point would be for Bush to resign which would make Cheney the president. Cheney would appoint Condoleeza Rice as his VP. 2 weeks later, Cheney would resign, thus making Condoleeza Rice our first BLACK, FEMALE president!
And unlike Obama, Rice is black.
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And unlike Obama, Rice is black.
And she's got "slave blood"...
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Quote: Originally Posted by Amanda View Post
What was the joke? I don't get it.
The original post was the joke.
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