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Old 08-20-2008, 03:16 PM
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Especialy don't mess with Pizza-the-Hut if you are a complete moron.


Man accused of extortion plot at Nevada Pizza Hut foiled by his own cell phone photo
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ELKO, Nev. (AP) _ A man accused of trying to extort $500 from a Pizza Hut in Elko was foiled by his own cell phone camera. Police said a former employee of the restaurant allegedly called the manager on Friday and told him he had five Pizza Hut signs that are used on the roofs of vehicles and wouldn't return them unless he was paid $500.

Police said the manager wanted proof that Long had the signs. So the 23-year-old man sent him a cell phone picture that proved to be his undoing.

Officers were able to zoom in on license plate numbers of two vehicles in the background that are registered to the man.

He's been charged with extortion, possession of stolen property and grand larceny. Bail is set at $15,000.
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Kinda calls into question Darwin's theory.
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Risking an Extortion charge for $500!?



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Kind of proves Darwin's theory. He made a gamble for more resources and lost. The Pizza Hut Manager was more fit for survival by using his tools (the Rollers).
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