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Old 10-14-2013, 08:43 PM
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What's the difference between a Porche and a Mercedes?

Lady Di wouldn't be caught dead in a Porche!
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What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream in the morning?


Crib death!
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:40 AM
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Why are pubic hairs curly? So they don't poke you in the eye.

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Old 10-16-2013, 07:47 AM
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What does a West Virginia girl say to keep her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What does a West Virginia boy say to keep his virginity? Get off me dad, your crushing my smokes!
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Old 10-16-2013, 07:50 AM
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A hangover is no joke.
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A hangover is no joke.
Have another Tequila.
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Jim Bob and Mary Jane were boinking, when Mary Jane said," Wow! You screw just like daddy!" Jim Bob replied," Yeah, that's what ma says too."
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An American goes to the Netherlands because he heard that the sheepherders over there had sex with sheep, and he wanted to try it. He gets there and asks some sheepherders if they would mind if he could date one of their sheep, and they said, "Sure, go ahead and take your pick." When he came out of the barn, all the sheepherders were laughing at him. He asked what was so funny, and they said, "You picked the ugliest one!"
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Women don't make good carpenters because they've always been told that this____________is six inches.
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I can tell how much Billo likes sick jokes, so these are for him.

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were flying some kids to camp, when the plane's engines went out. There were only two parachutes, and the clergy grabbed them and headed for the door. The priest says, "What about the kids? The Rabbi says, "Fuck the kids!" The priest asks, "Do you think we have time?"

The difference between a refrigerator and a homosexual is, a frig don't fart when you pull the meat out.
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