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Old 08-08-2005, 11:35 PM
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"

Yogi Berra would be envious. :sleep:

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Old 08-09-2005, 01:13 AM
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Acutally....

A lot of your post are... :sleep:
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:16 AM
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But you read them anyway. Someone has to make sense around here. :tng:
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And here are lists of other stupid things that have been said:

Clinton - http://www.gargaro.com/clintonquotes.html

Democrats - http://www.footballfansfortruth.us/archives/000496.html

Dan Rather - http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...ratherisms.htm

Dan Quayle - http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/q...aylequotes.htm

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Old 08-09-2005, 12:43 PM
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Whatever is funny, is funny. Humor crosses all political boundaries.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Gabriella84
Yogi Berra would be envious. :sleep:

http://www.geocities.com/butchmaxwell/bush.html
Problem is, it's not a true quote.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp

Some people were crediting the same quote to John Kerry, and 15 years ago people were crediting it to Dan Quayle. Not only is it inaccurate, it's old.

I think my favorite quote is one that was barely noticed. Bill Clinton, during a 1996 campaign stop in Iowa, said, "The last time I checked, the Constitution said "of the people, by the people, and for the people". The crowd cheered.

The problem: "of the people, by the people, and for the people" is from The Gettysburg Address, not the Constitution.
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