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Old 09-07-2004, 03:01 PM
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X-rated sayings

*Sex is only dirty if it's done right
*Nice guys finish last
*A hard on doesn't count as personal growth
*This is not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
*It's ok to laugh during sex, just don't point.
*Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant.
*Perfect marriage: She doesn't want to & he can't
*If God were a woman, She'd have made sperm taste like chocolate.
*My friends got me a sweater. But I'd preferred a moaner or a screamer.
*It ain't the size, it's the....no wait, it is the size.
*I know nothing about sex--I've always been married.
*Divorce: The Latin word for having your balls ripped off thru your wallet.
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