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Old 10-03-2013, 09:36 AM
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1-800-fuckyo

How fittin'.

The Health & Human Services phone number to you with ObamaCare provider is:

1-800-FUCKYO

Although this is rather tautological.

https://www.healthcare.gov/blog/questions-call-us/

Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.

Far from being a mistype, thatís the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacareís national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obamaís tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.

After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obamaís message is:

1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).

Thatís 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuelís tragically shortened middle finger....




Read more: Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare?s national hotline | The Daily Caller
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Old 10-03-2013, 09:48 AM
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Why do you need HHS website or phone if there is enough info on a state level.

Now, I checked for the rates and services for the obamacare exchange ( which is just ONE(sic!) insurance company and compared them to traditional ones ( five others) and traditional ones are twice cheaper on premiums, and at least 3-5 times cheaper on deductibles. Plus traditional ones do not have 10-30% copay AFTER the deductible.

I do not qualify for subsidies, so that was easy.

And it is a government RACKET for the benefit of selected big businesses.
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It's a fitting number.
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It's fittin'...but it's also Redundant and Tautological.
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You conveniently leave out a "1" to spell something out on a number pad...

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You conveniently leave out a "1" to spell something out on a number pad...

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Next thing you know, conservatives will start sourcing Pravda..

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As NUMBERS are difficult to for the Barking Moonbats, here's a picture to translate the intent:

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It also spells 1-800-DUALZO.

Congratulations, we can spell using a phone number. What does this accomplish again?
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Given how difficult it is to enroll in ObamaCare, apparently the # does do much good other than to underscore the Overlord's attitude towards his chattel.
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The Daily Caller?

Isn't that the right wing propaganda outfit that bribed a prostitute to lie about Senator Menendez?
Lighten up Sallow...

It's all in fun.

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Red face

No it won't...

... takes 7 digits after the 1-800 part...

... ya only got 6.
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