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10-05-2008, 05:18 PM
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Rep Power: 33 | | | One Parenthood Downside: Children's Birthday Parties Oh Lord, just kill me now. I just got back from an otherwise perfectly nice Sunday morning at my THIRD petting zoo of the summer. Followed by presents for the birthday girl where we're all compelled to ooh and aah over every thing.
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10-05-2008, 05:41 PM
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Rep Power: 41 | | Did you get them one of these? My daughter used to have one and took it everywhere with her! black barbie.gif http://www.angelicdreamz.com/store/barbie_AA.html
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10-06-2008, 08:42 AM
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10-06-2008, 08:44 AM
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10-06-2008, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravi
You are wicked! |
Ah, but it's true!
She took that Barbie everywhere with her, it even went swimming with us, because she had a cool swimsuit too!
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10-06-2008, 11:28 AM
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Rep Power: 64 | | | I had two birthday parties for my babies last week. They're one year two days apart, 5 and 6 this year, no pretending there's no birthday.
I won't let people bring presents. I get them a couple, meet those who want to participate at the park and levae it at that. No invitations this year...word of mouth only.
We had 3 cakes in as many days last week. I'm about caked out.
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10-06-2008, 04:22 PM
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Rep Power: 7 | | | The last time, we an "official" birthday party was when my son was 1 year old. He is now 6. After that party, because I had worked myself to the bone, I was sick for a week with the flu. I'd like to give him a birthday party, but it will probably with his older sister in the summer. It will be an unbirthday party during the summer because their birthdays are in the colder months. | 
10-06-2008, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Echo Zulu | Since race doesn't exist, I don't see how anyone can label a doll "African American". 
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10-06-2008, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by William Joyce Since race doesn't exist, I don't see how anyone can label a doll "African American".  |
Who has ever said race doesn't exist?
Well, you better tell that to the makers of the Cabbage Patch Dolls! And those Blue Smurfs!
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10-07-2008, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by William Joyce Oh Lord, just kill me now. I just got back from an otherwise perfectly nice Sunday morning at my THIRD petting zoo of the summer. Followed by presents for the birthday girl where we're all compelled to ooh and aah over every thing. | Your children?
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10-07-2008, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by William Joyce Oh Lord, just kill me now. I just got back from an otherwise perfectly nice Sunday morning at my THIRD petting zoo of the summer. Followed by presents for the birthday girl where we're all compelled to ooh and aah over every thing. | Not to be a dick, but since I'm good at it ....
Try spending a few of those birthdays and Christmas's deployed or involved in a war. You might learn to appreciate them a little more.
I really don't understand your mindset. I wish I could do them all again, and wouldn't trade those memories for immortality, and I wish most of all I could be there for the ones I couldn't be at home.
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10-07-2008, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by William Joyce Oh Lord, just kill me now. I just got back from an otherwise perfectly nice Sunday morning at my THIRD petting zoo of the summer. Followed by presents for the birthday girl where we're all compelled to ooh and aah over every thing. | Most of the kids in my neighborhood have never met their father.  | 
10-07-2008, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Gunny Not to be a dick, but since I'm good at it ....
Try spending a few of those birthdays and Christmas's deployed or involved in a war. You might learn to appreciate them a little more.
I really don't understand your mindset. I wish I could do them all again, and wouldn't trade those memories for immortality, and I wish most of all I could be there for the ones I couldn't be at home. | Well said Gunny.
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10-07-2008, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by William Joyce Oh Lord, just kill me now. I just got back from an otherwise perfectly nice Sunday morning at my THIRD petting zoo of the summer. Followed by presents for the birthday girl where we're all compelled to ooh and aah over every thing. | Did the kids cry when you told them that the white goats were smarter than the black goats? 
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10-07-2008, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt Did the kids cry when you told them that the white goats were smarter than the black goats?  | AH man, I can't rep you again yet! 
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