Hey diuretic! You've been keeping this quiet!!

What's up? You trying to keep those sheilas all to yourself!! What about us pommy batchelors then.

That's it. My next leave is in Os.

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You own a 3000 dollar machine gun and 5000 dollar rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

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You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing

That's excellent news! Bit academic for me, I'm married.

But as the article says, shortage of sheilas in the rural areas, probably because there's not much work for women there (no-one needs to be offended by that statement, it's about the nature of work in rural Australia not the ability of women to do the work - we have female shearers, back-breaking job it is too).

Sydney and Melbourne would be where you should be looking Bootneck - lots of lassies there and good nightlife in both cities. Brisbane too I think, haven't been there for a while but I'm told it's kicking along nicely.

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Saw a story a year or two ago about a woman in Australia that put up a billboard in one of the cities looking for a mate. )

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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. Indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.

-Bertrand Russell

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable

-Laurence J. Peters

I never said that you had no right to have an opinion. I just said that it was, in fact, worth nothing.

-Maineman ( on 12 June 2007)

She should be right now then

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That can be a very misleading statistic because women live longer on average than men do.

A more informing statistic would be comparing the number of woem 18 - 50 to the number of men of the same age.

I'm guessing that at those ages, the imbalance in genders isn't all that significant.

Don't take any notice of this Boot - check out the smh.com.au and theage.com.au - rabbiting on about dating all over the show

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Oh, okay, I see.

OZ like just like the Beach Boy's Surf City:

I thought it was two?

Must be inflation

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You are right, sir! I stand corrected.

Bugger, I liked your version best

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Yep. They sure are! I'm really warming to this idea. I think I shall definitely spend some time in Australia next year. I'll be due for some extended leave after April. Perhaps some skiing at Perisher Blue. Someone told me today that the ski resorts are crawling with single sheilas during the season.

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You know you’re a Taliban if:

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to alcohol.

You own a 3000 dollar machine gun and 5000 dollar rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing

Apparently so, snowbunnies everywhere I'm told.

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LOL - I understand India has a surfeit of men.

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When you going?

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You know you’re a Taliban if:

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to alcohol.

You own a 3000 dollar machine gun and 5000 dollar rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing