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Old 12-18-2010, 07:40 PM
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Really unreal facts...

These facts are so unreal that they couldn't possibly be true:

1. 69% of all Americans can't read on a 5th grade level.
2. Eating fried chicken can make you impotent.
3. Everybody votes Democratic at least four times in their lifetime.
4. 57% of all girls in Texas loose their virginity by riding horses.
5. San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee.
6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
7. Coal that has been struck by lightening will not burn.
8. Windmills will only produce electricity if they are turning counter clockwise.
9. Rats will only breed upside down.
10. A rooster onboard the space shuttle will not crow.

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Old 12-18-2010, 07:48 PM
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Number 8 depends on the design of the windmill.
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6% of republicans believe those facts.
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Old 12-18-2010, 08:01 PM
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6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
Turnips are root vegetables. They don't grow on trees.
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Yep missed that one.

And #9 must be referring to Chinese rats.
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Old 12-18-2010, 09:00 PM
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Those turnip trees are very susceptible to frost, as are the spaghetti trees of switzerland.
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These facts are so unreal that they couldn't possibly be true:

1. 69% of all Americans can't read on a 5th grade level.
2. Eating fried chicken can make you impotent.
3. Everybody votes Democratic at least four times in their lifetime.
4. 57% of all girls in Texas loose their virginity by riding horses.
5. San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee.
6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
7. Coal that has been struck by lightening will not burn.
8. Windmills will only produce electricity if they are turning counter clockwise.
9. Rats will only breed upside down.
10. A rooster onboard the space shuttle will not crow.

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#2.......Really?.............Go to any housing project in the US and you'll find plenty o' "Baby mommas" who will tell ya' you're full o' ****!

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These facts are so unreal that they couldn't possibly be true:

1. 69% of all Americans can't read on a 5th grade level.
I don't doubt that.
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2. Eating fried chicken can make you impotent.
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4. 57% of all girls in Texas loose their virginity by riding horses.
Wow, they really love their horses in Texas...
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5. San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee.
Before it met St. Louis and they eloped in San Francisco...
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6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
I got nothin' on this one
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7. Coal that has been struck by lightening will not burn.
Obama: Tesla program will produce 'clean coal'
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8. Windmills will only produce electricity if they are turning counter clockwise.
I'm drawing a blank
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9. Rats will only breed upside down.
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10. A rooster onboard the space shuttle will not crow.
But if they hit the breaks, it will fly- until it hits the windshield.
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1. Could very well possibly be true...I have seen some adults who can't spell for ****!! And a lot of 5th and 6th graders that can do math and put some of us older folks to shame ~LoL~

2. I don't really care ~LoL~

3. That is an absolute false...absolutely. I can guarantee this one is wrong!

4. Another one I don't care about~

5. False~

6. Good God, there is no such thing as turnip trees....could it be they meant turnip greens?? ~LoL~

7. No clue.

8. I've never noticed which direction they do turn, so your guess is as good as mine on this one~

9. Huh?? I've seen rats go at it, and they weren't upside down~

10. What's it doing on the shuttle anyway?? And one of the astronaut dudes prolly gave the damn thing something to shut it up before they took off, so they didn't have to listen to the damn ****-a-doodle-dooing!
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These facts are so unreal that they couldn't possibly be true:

1. 69% of all Americans can't read on a 5th grade level.
2. Eating fried chicken can make you impotent.
3. Everybody votes Democratic at least four times in their lifetime.
4. 57% of all girls in Texas loose their virginity by riding horses.
5. San Diego was once the capital city of Tennessee.
6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
7. Coal that has been struck by lightening will not burn.
8. Windmills will only produce electricity if they are turning counter clockwise.
9. Rats will only breed upside down.
10. A rooster onboard the space shuttle will not crow.

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Is this a game where we pick put the one or two things that are true?
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When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives. Mighty little force is needed to control a man whose mind has been hoodwinked; contrariwise, no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything -- you can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
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6. Turnip trees produce turnips only three times before they die.
Turnips are root vegetables. They don't grow on trees.
****, I had no suspicion the nursery that sold me that Vodka tree was having me on!
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