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Old 03-08-2010, 07:34 AM
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Another vintage ad that has to be the creepiest of creepy:

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Old 03-08-2010, 07:37 AM
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#15) Is why I don't have children. I think EVERY child has that look at least ONCE in their lives.

#13) WTH is even being advertised in this one?

#11) Nothing says Christmas like WEAPONS

#10) This is actually a public service message about the dangers of screwing with WILD ANIMALS!

#9) If I ever did that to my wife I had better have some VERY strong coffee cause if I EVER went to sleep again it would be the LAST time.

#8) Is just the first quintuplets to ever survive, NOT 5 pictures of the same freaky kid.

#7) Another example of why I don't have children.

#6) Who are you really hurting?

#5) What the baby was so slippery the BATH TUB flipped over?

#4) Jury nullification?

#2) Innocence is sexier than you think, ESPECIALLY in PRISON!

#1) VAMPIRE CLOWN on a caffine high......RUNNNN!!!

The only thing worse than a freaky looking clown is a SOCK MONKEY! I HATE sock monkeys!
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Did you know there was a soda board of america?

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Did you know smoking protects your nose and throat?

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Its it wrong to use a coffin in an ad for an employment agency?

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The best one yet, a baby selling smokes!

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i want to buy these dual balloon thingies.

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What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!

These are real, untouched advertisements from the good old days. It doesn't matter if it's lovely ladies or adorable clowns, somehow these old-time ad wizards found ways to traumatize us while pedaling everyday products.

Enjoy them now, call your therapist later!

15. White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"
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Wow I guess the "Marlbro Man" never had a chance.
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