Now I really shouldn't do this cause it will probably cost me a million bucks, one of y'all will bottle this and sell it but here is my secret BBQ sauce which has been unilaterally agreed upon as the best tasting BBQ sauce in metropolitan Murrayville, GA.


Use an 8 oz glass


4 tablespoons of pure sesame oil
1 heaping teaspoon of garlic and the juice
1 teaspoon of honey
a dask of celery salt
just a quick splash of lemon juice (less than a teaspoon)
liquify a big fat red bell pepper (keep only the juice)
1 teaspoon orange juice
4 oz coca cola


Now inject this concauction into a large piece of meat and put it in your rotissarie as usual, or the roto on your gas grill, or just bake it, with this sauce you can't go wrong.

Baste will drippings and draw them in and re-shoot the meat every here and there

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