The day after I tell my wife that my Wachovia job is safe because Officers are the first to go I get the call that I've just received a promotion... what luck I tell ya... eh.. If anything happens maybe I'll get my hands on one of them golden parachutes...

Lol. See, there's a silver lining on every chute.....

Some poor slob got fired,but that's good for the little guy.

The fired slob's going to have to get a job pumping gas. Well...if the gas holds out.

Meanwhile, crude's gone down $10 a barrel!

Woo hoo for financial ruin!

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Poor Spot! He was tired of being thought of as stupid. "I'm gonna join Mensa," he said to myself, "and then I'll be legally permitted to wear the society's insignia--a tattoo of a little map pin pushed into my flesh--and then everyone'll know that I'm not dumb at all!"
Spot Joins Mensa
by James "Kibo" Parry

congrats, dude.

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He's like a maniac with a shotgun that doesn't run out of ammo.

Thanks....Maybe there will be a big dollar increase in the citi-conversion calculator...