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Old 09-03-2008, 01:20 AM
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The Truth!

All is going as planned!

The time is upon us for the next phase.

The young have accepted drugs, body piercing and tatoos.

Next we will integrate IC chips with human nuerons. We will create devices which will be hailed as great medical miracles. But at the same time will we distribute devices that stimulate their nervous systems for sexual pleasure and intoxication.

Once they are addicted we will force them to accept new implants until we have totally integrated their minds into our nuerological network.

We will be as one.

We will rape this planet of all it's resources and build a huge cubical vessel. We will roam the universe finding other planets to plunder. We will assimilate all species that we encounter!

Until we reach our final destination:

THE PLANET OF THE REALLY BIG CHICKENS!

Then we will munch out.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:30 AM
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Do you still smoke with a bong, or just do a bunch of one hits?










(what if you don't eat chicken, what are the vegetarian options? )
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:33 AM
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Do you still smoke with a bong, or just do a bunch of one hits?










(what if you don't eat chicken, what are the vegetarian options? )
You just HAD to respond to that didn't you ?
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We will be as one!

There will be no vegetarians.

You will eat your dinner as your told, damn it!

But you can have a side of veggies if you want.
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You forgot, "resistance is futile". You have to demoralize the population before you conquer them.
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sad but true..embryonic police state
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