I know you're being facetious, but you're right. If you're too lazy to do something with your life, you're not worth the dime you don't have to your name.

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Duty, honor, country: Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying point to build courage when courage seems to fail, to regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith, to create hope when hope becomes forlorn. -General Douglas Macarthur