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Originally Posted by sealybobo  Have you seen Bruce Willis' Live Free or Die Hard? Pretty good. Talks about cyber terrorism and having a "fire sale", where everything must go. | Fire sale? That's exactly what we'll be offering the Taliban come October. Two bullets for the price of one!
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You know you’re a Taliban if:
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to alcohol.
You own a 3000 dollar machine gun and 5000 dollar rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing
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