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Old 08-11-2008, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by editec View Post
Who (or what?) keeps stealing my silverware?

When I was first married I had silver-plate table setting ware for 12.

Now I'm struggling to find a spoon.

Where'd it all go?
At one time in my lifetime I was an assistant manager at a Denny's Rest. One night some guy came in with a pillowcase and layed it on the counter at the cash register. He said "I have seen the light! I am a born again Christian, and I am returning all the silverware I have stolen from Denny's all over the state".

In the bag was approx. 100 assorted knives, forks, spoon, and soup spoons, all with the prominate "D" on each piece.

True Story!
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