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Old 08-10-2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by editec View Post
Yup.

You know...I am only half kidding.

Someone or something has been absconding with my silverware for years now.

I am not joking about that.

This mystery has plagued our household ever since we moved into this house.

For years before that, in other homes, I mean, that silverware stayed where we put it.

And it's ONLY the silver plate, too. the steel stuff never goes AWOL.

You must have a slightly retarded silverware thief, since the first to disappear is usually forks - not spoons. 12 knives, 12 iced tea spoons, 12 soup spoons, 12 teaspoons, 10 dinner forks, 8 dessert forks, 12 seafood forks.
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