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Originally Posted by Gunny  You make some very good points. Obviously, they have time to get into my silverware drawer as well, and I figure they must be amputees since they only steal one sock at a time. 
You did however leave out the part where they run about the house arbitrarily turning on lights in unhabited rooms just to watch the meter move. Since no one else in the house has a clue how they got turned on, it HAS to be them. |
Yup.
You know...I am only half kidding.
Someone or something has been absconding with my silverware for years now.
I am not joking about that.
This mystery has plagued our household ever since we moved into this house.
For years before that, in other homes, I mean, that silverware stayed where we put it.
And it's ONLY the silver plate, too. the steel stuff never goes AWOL.