OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
IT'S OUR FAULT, WE MUST FEEL BAD NOW! IT'S OUR FAULT, WE MUST FEEL BAD NOW! QUICK SELF-FLAGELLATE!

Fricking spastics.

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Poor Spot! He was tired of being thought of as stupid. "I'm gonna join Mensa," he said to myself, "and then I'll be legally permitted to wear the society's insignia--a tattoo of a little map pin pushed into my flesh--and then everyone'll know that I'm not dumb at all!"
Spot Joins Mensa
by James "Kibo" Parry