Originally Posted by editec

I have to tell you that in Maine neither of those boogie-men groups looks like much of a threat to me personally.

Now suicidal moose? They're another story entirely.

Yeah, those horny bastards are out to kill me and my truck.

They obviously have a wreckless disregard for my life and theirs, too.

I think we should track them down and kill them all.

And I think we should track them down in whatever nation harbors them, too.

Canadians?

You have been put on notice.

We Americans are sick and tired of the way you molly-coddle those terrorists of the North.

Your government has to decide: are you going to be part of the solution to end the threat of terrorist moose, or are you going to continue to be part of the problem?

I'm posting an image of these menaces to Western Civilization for the benefit of you who haven't ever seen one, or perhaps you confused them for deer on steriods.

Don't be fooled into thinking Bullwinkle was your typical Moose. He is all part of their media misinformation plan to lull us into thinking these monsters aren't out to kill us and our families.

Know the enemy. Be prepared!