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Originally Posted by NATO AIR Our glorious dark emperor plans on liberating the North Pole from its Canadian oppressors after the election.... well that's what Michael Moore told me anyway. |
NATO, I like ya, but you need work on Conspiracy Theorism. MM would never say anyone but the US is oppresing anything. Here is how it should go:
Our Glorious Dark Emperor on High George W. Bush (May He Live Forever) plans on viciously conquering the North Pole from the Canadians, a peaceful people who have taken over the North Pole to find a little world of solice from the cruelty of capitalism where everyone can get together and worship the Happy Bunny God, so he can drill for oil. When he is done drilling for oil the drills will be pulled out leaving big holes in the ground. The peaceful Canadians will first see their Happy Bunny God idol desecrated, then they will be shot (just the adults. The children will be hauled off to work in sweatshops. No actually the children will be shot also. Nevermind.) and thrown into the holes, to ensure there will be oil for later generations of filthy American Imperialist Dogs.